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Help Me

well me and my friend were having sex.MY FRIEND.it was more like pity sex..his best friend was my boyfriend…i know im a terrible person.i couldnt not though.he made me sound like it was killing him that i wouldnt have sex with him.So..I did.we were just having fun.And it was just vanilla sex..it was not good..we could be so awkward at times.Now i feel ABSOLUTLY HORRIBLE.im no longer with my(ex) boyfriend. i miss him.so much…we had some good times.and some not so good times.I like rough hard core sex…he knew what to do.i knew exactly how to love him.We were perfect for each other…I MISS HIM..WHAT DO I DO.FMSL (why did I post this here?)

August 31st, 2011 by LilySMITH | No Comments »

Squirt

Today I discovered that I can squirt! Too bad my boyfriend is in the Marines and I won’t drown him until Labor Day weekend :/ FuckMySexLife.

August 7th, 2011 by kaitlynbelle | No Comments »

Drunk Sex Boring

when i was about 19, i was drinking vodka with my girlfriend at the time. we were fooling around, having crazy drunk sex in my mothers room.( in front of the bed was a huge computer stand with the slide out keyboard draw and shelves for CDs and all other pc crap) in the middle of sex she puts her legs back almost over her head and is rubbing her pussy. while doing so she rolls off the bed, on to her feet, then crashes straight back threw the computer stand. we had a good laugh then finished fucking FMSL so bored

July 19th, 2011 by imme | No Comments »

vampire penis

One time i was at a vampire convention and there was hot bitch that i took back to my lair and we did the nasty like no other and she sucked the blood out of my penis – dying FUCK MY SEX LIFE

July 12th, 2011 by Tyler | No Comments »

Revenge!

I was at a girl’s place, i thought we ware just freinds, but we got that moment and she kissed me, so i decided to start rubbing her breasts and she bit me really REAAALY hard in both my arms.  I guess it aroused her, after a while of cuddling and kissing she fell asleep, so i took off her bra and bit her hard on the nipples.  Vengeance is sweet - FMSL

June 27th, 2011 by maximuz | 3 Comments »

to good to be wanted

iv been dating this girl for a year when she finally said shes ready to have sex, when we get to bed i took it out and she seen i had a 18″ dick, she got scared but let me stick it in but as far she let me was only like 3 inches, i hard jerk while fkn her when i had cum i shot all over her face clothes and hair, she slapt me and said were over then left, cant someone take me all n FMSL

May 31st, 2011 by hrndog92 | 5 Comments »

drunk sex

when i was about 18, i was drinking vodka with my girlfriend at the time. we were fooling around, having crazy drunk sex in my mothers room.( in front of the bed was a huge computer stand with the slide out keyboard draw and shelves for CDs and all other pc crap) in the middle of sex she puts her legs back almost over her head and is rubbing her pussy. while doing so she rolls off the bed, on to her feet, then crashes straight back threw the computer stand. we had a good laugh then finished fucking.  f my sex life

May 31st, 2011 by imme | No Comments »

Engaged to a guy for 3 years

He had surgery 3 times on his collar bone over 5 years ago, got bad into opiates because of it over time.  6 months ago, he got clean. Went to a detox doctor and everything. We haven’t been fighting at all. When he was on drugs, we were constantly at each others throats.  Past 4 weeks have been hell. He went back to his habits (not just opiates), but I am still so hopelessly/devotedly in love with him, and lustfully.  Have tried masturbation, but cannot please myself. I know what I like, but never have I been able to please myself. HE PLEASES ME, even the guys I have been with before haven’t.  Should I use him for break up sex and let him go?

May sound cruel, but he’s done so much worse to me (financially and emotionally). I know it is very hard to break away from drugs, but he just lied to me and used me for a ride that was over 45 minutes away for drugs.  Very sad FMSL!?

May 27th, 2011 by effed_over | No Comments »

Late night Love.

So, me and my ex still have sex (for some reason the sex after the relationship is so much better). Anyways, the other night, I called him up and I went over there after work. He made me orgasm multiple times before I realized he couldn’t finish. I tried giving him head, then finally gave up after about 15 minutes of that, and he took me home. As a precation I have him text me when he gets home, so I know he got there safe. He texted me, said goodnight and about 45 minutes later he texts me “hey. you still up? amazing head by the way”, that was it. Glad I give good head, I guess! FMSL

May 15th, 2011 by LolFacial | 1 Comment »

Grrreat Sex!

Last night my boyfriend was on the phone and having phone sex while he was at work. One thing led to another and his boss told him to just leave work and come fuck me. So, my boyfriend left work; Drove an hour to come to my house and I snuck out and met him down the road and he fucked the hell out of me in the back of his truck. It was the best sex we’ve had yet. Fuck my sex life is great!

March 28th, 2011 by wilson1233 | No Comments »

Rejected

I wanted to fuck my girlfriend, Marnell. She said “No, sorry Phil. You suck. And I wanna break up.” – fuck my sex life

March 28th, 2011 by mikey6191 | No Comments »

Chicken Hands

I went to go stay with my boyfriend in his apartment for a weekend and the last night I was there he decided to cook me dinner. While he was in the kitchen cooking I went to his room to change into a black laced thong and bra and some black laced thigh highs, he’s a die hard packers fan so I put on his jersey over. I stood in his door and called him over when he saw me I walked into his room and layed on his bed expecting us to have some hot kinky sex. Turns out before I called him over he had been cutting up chicken and had his hands full of it so he couldn’t even touch me. FMSL

February 24th, 2011 by Nymph | No Comments »