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i need help!

Okay so my girlfriend if NOT having sex with me at all. I dont know what should i do. I need advice! fmsl

November 1st, 2012 by dijonmostdope | 1 Comment »


Today my boyfriend left me a voicemail and broke up with me and then said “Peace” at the end of the message.  WTF FMSL!

September 4th, 2012 by fmsl65231 | No Comments »

The mail man is more reliable then my boyfriend

Today, my boyfriend was coming home after a month of being away.  When I heard a knock on the door, I rushed to open and jumped into his arms for a hug. It wasn’t him but it was the mailman.  FMSL

August 25th, 2012 by fmsl65231 | No Comments »

My best friend is doing me a favor

I was told by my best friend that he apparently has been fucking my girlfriend.  But he told me it was OK because she was going to break up with me anyways.  FMSL

May 18th, 2012 by fmsl65231 | No Comments »

Me and my girl have something in common

Today I was talking to my lady and I found out we both have something in common.  We both like men – FMSL

April 26th, 2012 by fmsl65231 | No Comments »

Pain in the ass.

I was fucking a friend of mine after I told him about some bdsm activities I’m interested in. Without warning (or lube), he shoves his dick in my ass and continues thrusting roughly. I yell out, “Ow, stop. That fucking hurts.” He doesn’t stop, and responds, “I thought you liked pain.”  FMSL

March 26th, 2012 by fuckmesideways | No Comments »

No more bitches houses

I just got out of the shower and the bitch threw my clothes out the window.  Last time I do a one-night-stand at a girls house, FMSL

January 26th, 2012 by fmsl65231 | No Comments »

I’m fucking pissed off!

I have never been so angry in my life and I could not figure out why.  Turns out masturbation is a necessity for man.  FUCK my SEX life!

January 11th, 2012 by fmsl65231 | No Comments »

Running this site pussy blocks

All I do is stare at this screen and never get laid, my eyes are red and my tool barely works from sitting on my ass, f my sex life lol

January 4th, 2012 by fmsl65231 | 1 Comment »

I’m crazy horny

I decided to let go of the greatest sex I ever had because he wouldn’t commit. Now I’m horny all the time and I’m tired off master bating. Fmsl :(

December 24th, 2011 by hotchiq | No Comments »

My no connect useless girlfriend – wtf fmsl

My fucking useless girlfriend lol. Guys you gotta hear this. My girlfriend and I are going out for 5 years now and guess what she’s still shy to make out with me like if there’s one person around us she won’t want to kiss me. Valentine’s Day went on a boat cruise all romantic and guess what she refused to even kiss me. SEX..LOL..You gotta hear this I broke her virginity. We did it about 4 times since we’ve been together she loved it and every time she couldn’t even walk she so scared of getting caught and all that shit and says oh I want to keep it for marriage. If she wanted to why did she make me taste it or make us do it in the 1st place? To hook me like you know. Every time I get a hotel room or something you know. 2 weeks back had the house to myself we could get raw you know we 22yrs old that’s what we do. All she wants to do is blow me n make me eat her out. I mean WTF? She tells me she’s fucking scared if my mom n dad comes over and I told her they won’t wtf? They only finish @ 5 we got the whole day and house to ourselves. That’s all she does is blow me and make me finger her. SO FUCKING DUMB!! Listen to this New Years Eve arranged the tickets for this awesome party and asked her to pick where ever she want to go. Her choice. Finally we end up with her sister and husband who also want to go to the party. During the day we all go for this barbeque and I’m helping her brother – in-law with the cooking she’s saying in a quiet way to me that I’m not. So eventually we all go back to their apartment on the way she’s fucking fighting with me over why I didn’t help her brother-in-law and says I’m fucking lazy swearing at me you know I almost met in an accident fitting with her. So we get there before her sister and husband we got the key and I’m not chatting to her so we eventually kiss and kind off make up to say well let’s not spoil our day. So they all arrive and her brother – in-law and me are having a few drinks and guess what she got a problem with that? Lol New year’s fucking eve. So we go to dinner she’s yapping about why I was drinking. I eventually leave my card tell her pay for the meal, leave the tickets with her and I walk out and say look I’m going to get my keys from your sisters apartment n go home. So she texts me to come back and I do and I even arrange the waiters to come and apologize for me with Ice cream and all you know just to keep the peace between us for the party later on. Everything goes well we finish then we go to the party and meet her sister & husband. My girlfriend dances with me with her fucking face snubbing me and looking around like I don’t exist. I mean it’s the biggest party of the year, a banging crowd hot and outta control and my girlfriend won’t even kiss me or look at my face but we dancing. Where’s the connection the energy? WTF am I doing with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s why I and she are on a break right now! Please tell me do I deserve this? Ladies and guys can you tell me what’s going on? Like wtf you know?

September 2nd, 2011 by onelostguy | 8 Comments »

Why does this happen!?

i am now 18, my boyfriend is 20 years old, and has 2 kids of his own with his ex girlfriend. We have tried time and time again to have sex, after being together for months. When we play around, he always gets hard and that, but as soon as he tries to put it in, he goes soft. The last time we had tried, he had succeeded.. Only thing is, he lasted about 10 minutes, maybe not even. And blew a huge load inside of me. 3 and a half weeks later and I’m now puking my guts up . FMSL!

August 31st, 2011 by SexLifeAlright | No Comments »